How do I aggro enemies?
Use the stun stick to aggro them.



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Last updated on LELALOL: Jul 12, 2026
Use the stun stick to aggro them.
Barnacool doesn't have any active functions or animations yet.
There should be a parody tag since the main characters are from Half-Life and Portal, but it's unclear if this is officially recognized by the developers.
Change your system’s input language settings to one that uses a QWERTY keyboard layout.
"X" slows time, press again to disable it. "H" holsters the current weapon.
Press "G" to throw a smoke grenade which agitates zombies, buttcrabs, and vortigoons into 'sex mode' without danger or damage.
The buttcrab grabs you and moves to your back. Hold "E" for it to start humping; this does not work on NPCs.
Press right click to slip out during the front fuck animation, which allows you to recover from it. There is no ending for this animation.
When subdued by a combine constrictor, the enemy will grab an NPC or player and take them to a back room for pronebone anal. The animation is broken slightly but still triggers if stuck in the combine constrictor.
Press "O" to force remove grapples, which prevents getting stuck in 'sex mode', though you will still die if your HP reaches zero.
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